Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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