well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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