yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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