There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Randomize
