But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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