I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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