And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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