my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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