Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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