Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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