I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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