i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
He passed out mid-signature
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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