I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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