Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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