just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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