And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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