i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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