Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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