Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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