her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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