One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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