he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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