Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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