Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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