yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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