I look better un-naked...
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Randomize
