I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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