I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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