you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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