I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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