But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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