i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Randomize
