O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Randomize
