No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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