She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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