my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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