I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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