can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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