After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
