help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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