is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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