your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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