Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
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