i would punch a child for taco bell
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Randomize
