So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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