You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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