all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
