i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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