scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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