My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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