Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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