I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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