Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
My balls are so social today.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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